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JUST READ IT

vitamins-and-nothing:

paradiseandfood:

ok so my mums friend has had her snake for over 8 years and has treated it as a child, it slept next to her and everything. the snake started acting differently and started to sleep straight instead of curled up, she thought something was wrong so she took it to the vet and the vet had to send someone to collect the snake because the snake was sizing himself up to her BECAUSE HE WAS PLANNING ON EATING HER THE NEXT DAY

WHAT THE FUCK

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srsfunny:

Sign of a good party…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Sign of a good party…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

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sagihairius:

i bet at some point Oedipus swore and his friends were like “oedipus do you kiss your mother with that mouth??” and he just

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guardislife88:

snarkyhorseshit:

snarkyhorseshit:

I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing this.

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Did it.

YES

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tastefullyoffensive:

Links Between ‘The Hobbit’ and ‘LOTR’ You Might Have Missed [via]

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worths:

i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

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cherru:

kyoaka:

do whatever you want with this template

have fun you guys

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*runs away*

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